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Got pulled last year at a checkpoint. Rolled down the window of the car, cop recoiled at the fog of locally brewed beer fumes that assailed him. You could cut it with a knife. "Step out of the car please, sir". Did their whole song and dance, did all the physical reaction stuff perfectly. Hell, I wasn't sure I could do most of that stuff anyway, even dead sober...my friends will tell you I'm not the most dexterous guy around.. Cop and his buddy were still grinning as they pulled out the breathalyzer. Blew a 0.00. They're like "What the hell???" Man were they disappointed. Guess they didn't believe me when I told them (truthfully) that my buddy in the passenger seat was hammered and I was clean. Sure did enjoy the look of shock on their faces at the 0.00, though.