[jyl]

I'm . . . scared. I'm . . . scared. I need some . . . Cabernet. It never blew like this in California. Brrr. What is this place? Why does it rain so much? There are guns everywhere. And people have bad teeth. Mommy!

Actually, there is some truth to the above. My dentist, on my first visit, looked at my dental xrays and said I clearly hadn't been raised in Oregon. I guess they still think fluoride is a Commie plot here?