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Originally Posted by cab83_750
Sorry about charges, but now I appreciate all the plumbing crap I had to deal with.
here is something I read from Reader's Digest:
Attorney woke up at 10:00 p.m. with a leaky sink. He called a plumber. Plumber said he will come in the morning. Plumber showed up 2 hours late, fixed the problem in 30 minutes, and handed the customer a bill for $850.00.
Attorney: "What the F?ck!!! You were 2 hours late and you fixed problem in 30 minutes. And now you want $850.00? That is equal to $1,700.00 and hour...I am an attorney and I don't even make that much an hour!!!!
Plumber: "I know you don't. I used to be an attorney!"  |
The next morning, the atty wakes up, goes to work, does a task in 30 minutes, bills the client 3 hours at $400 hours, and sends out an invoice for $1200.