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The Wedding Test





I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been

dating for over a year and decided to get married.

There was only one thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister.

My sister-in-law-to-be was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts

and went bra-less.

One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding

invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had

feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She said she wanted to make love to me just once before I married

her sister.

Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said,

"I'm going up stairs to my bedroom but if you want one last wild

fling, come up and join me." I was stunned as I watched her go up

the stairs At the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down

at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight

out the front door to my car. Lo and behold, my entire future

family was standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes my

future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We're so happy that you've

passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our

daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is:

Always, always, keep your condoms in your car!