[Burnin' oil]

I have dated a number of pathological liars over the years, mostly out of neccesity. I was looking for someone with accomplishments similar to my own, someone with whom I had shared experiences, which turned out to be impossible. I played basketball and baseball at a major university in the ACC and was drafted in both sports but chose to play professional beach volleyball for a few years before joining the CIA. After ten years of covert operations, I started a bio-genetics company which later went public with great success. Try to find a smokin' hot chick with that background. It ain't easy.