[MRM]

Tab's is the repository of all knowledge on the internet. Other than a slightly simplified vision of world history and the common misunderstanding that Hitler and Stalin were aborations of history instead of being the logical culmination of their countries' histories, all that is good and true lies with Tabby. The laws of grammar, punctuation (and thankfully) spelling do not apply to the great Tabs'. His words are perfect, meaning nothing more or less than he intends, and your misunderstanding of them reflect the reader's misperception of them; not Tab's failure to communicate. On matter of taste, he is infallible, except for the time he offered me a painting for a mere $1,500 when it was worth tens of thousands. But he made up for that oversight by pulling the painting before I had time to figure out what I had.

Tabby, when's the art store going to open again? MRM needs some watercolors.