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Originally Posted by Steve PH
As an outsider I think I have a different but relevant perspective on what the US public want to hear from a politician.
Vote Steve PH in as your glorious leader/evil over lord and I pledge...
1. To reduce the level of smug satisfaction that seems to come from Canada, eh...
2. Demand that awkward foreigners speak better English.
3. Not get caught f***ing interns in the White house.
4. Tell the UN to get bent.
5. Reduce taxes.
6. Increase the general amount of bare breasts and availability of alcohol.
7. More funny captions attached to pictures of cats.
8. Make Fridays more fun.
Ok who's with me?  |
You need a campaign chairman?