[juanbenae]

got to thinking the other day that at nearly 42 and never having been married all the things ive learned. i dont do better with ladies now, but i handle my business much more efficiently now-a-days. i reckon that most of what ive learned really is not worth writing down so i wont bore you with that, not yet anyway. i will ask that you recall my "internet chicks at the track" thread for example of my extensive work in the field. so follow along.


even you married cats were single once upon a time so give up the trix in setting the hook, getting her to the boat, and lastly the gaff and landing. you/we single guys still sampling the flavors of the entire orchard what makes your fuzzy peachs stay the crazy? tell us your best tips for the single man, could be notches on the bed post, getting out of a "her family" function, laundry or cooking tips, anything that will make my life as a single man easier and more fruitful.

here, i will start-- when changing the bedding i put TWO fitted sheets on the bed. not for the charmin like absorbency you may be thinking, but so if you drag a slab home on saturday night and the beds due fer its changin sunday you just excuse yourself for a moment and return to your quarters. once there you pull your bankies back, rip the top fitted sheet and BOOM! new bed sheet with a bit of the fabric softener still present. remake the bed and then get to work on that nightcap.

a second tip free of charge-- see above,, use fabric softener.


share your brilliance with the group, maybe even share what you thought was brilliant but left you no more than the foo in the rain..

T$