There has to be a bright side to this
Hmmm, I guess your wife doesn't mind the dog farts so what does she when you do?
You clean the bed and have set the precident. Smart woman, why should she change when you take car of the bed?
Ok, here's an idea!
Why do you just get a bedcover for the dogs?
I had a smartarse cat before. He would sleep between me and my ex. I think he did it to show me who was boss. lolo ... cute but really a pain when I tried to get some.
