Paint your house Pink with huge 2 meter Purple Poka Dots.
Somebody a few years back did that in town and boy did everybody know the house and it was out of the way on top of it.
My step Father painted his front garage door (aka thow the bucket at the door style) since he was pissed at the city ... they later came buy and fined him for graffiti.
There has to be some kind of creativeness in all of this!
Definitely, advertise for large family friendly, seller holds mortgage, ect ... find somebody that would make your neighbor reaaaalllll happy
