[M.D. Holloway]

What kind of liberal are you!

Dat racoon has'm entitlements! Dat racoon wus down on is luck and need a help'n hand. Maybe a hot meal and a few bucks? Maybe he was try'n to fight an addiction an whatnot? Did ya ever put yo self in da racoons place? Live'n on garbage and be'n chased by dogs and the PoPo can bring a racoon down! Racoons have been represseded and hunted for thousand, no make dat hundreds of thousands of years by da man - ain't no racoon ever think he gonna get a break um um.

And dar yo are, squeez'n tight-r and tight-r on da noose! You done lynched dat racoon!

Yo lucky some utter racoon done call yo on dis - aid'n an a-bed'n PoPo! Repress'n a racoon like dat! Shame on yo! Shame Shame Shame!