[strupgolf]

A guy and gal were driving down the road late one night when she says to her guy, slow down, quick, slow down. He says why and she says they just passed a little baby skunk on the side of the road. He says what the hell, I dont stop for things like that. She says please, or please, I want to see if its hurt. So, he pulls over, she gets out and picks up the skunk. Poor little skunk, she says, I need to bring it home to get it back to recovery. He just stares at this and says ok. They get back in the car and drive off, but she looks down and see that the baby skunk was cold and shivering. He says too bad, why dont you put it between your legs to warm it up. She then says "what about the smell" it gives off. He says thats ok, just hold his little nose.