[75Carrera]

TAKE DOWN the BIRD FEEDER!



I bought a bird feeder. I hung

it on my back porch and filled

it lovingly with seed. It was indeed

a beautiful bird feeder



Within a week

we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the

continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.


But then the birds started building nests in the boards

of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the bird ****.

It was everywhere;

on the patio tile, the chairs, the table .....

everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean.

They would dive bomb me and try to

peck me even though I had fed them

out of my own pocket.


And others birds were boisterous and loud.

They sat on the feeder and

squawked and screamed at

all hours of the day and night

and demanded that I fill it

when it got low on food.


After a while, I couldn't even

sit on my own back porch

anymore. So I took down the

bird feeder and in three days

the birds were gone.



I cleaned up their mess and took down

the many nests they had built

all over the patio.


Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene

and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ...



Our government gives out

free food, subsidized housing,

free medical care, and free education

and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.



Then the illegals came by the millions.

Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for

free services; small apartments

are housing 5 or more families; you

have to wait 6 hours to be seen

by a doctor in an emergency room

because it is filled with illegals;

your child's 2nd grade class is

behind other schools because

over half the class doesn't speak English.


Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box;

I have to 'press one' to hear my bank

talk to me in English, and

people waving flags other

than 'Old Glory' are

squawking and screaming

in the streets, demanding

more rights and free liberties.


Its just my opinion but:



maybe, just maybe,

it's time for the government

to take down the damn bird feeder.