Yup. And I think he'll weasel his way out of this too. He's got the best teacher there ever was - Clinton. He's playing it exactly the same. Focusing everything on the affair, how it was a tough time in his life, it is a deeply personal issue that he regrets, how he needs to pray more, blah, blah, blah. All the while, never even hinting at the fact that he lied about it in a trial that cost the taxpayer's a cool $9 million. The citizens of Detroit will forgive him once again and all will be right.

He might even be able to make a run for Governor now!