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Originally Posted by slodave
Ahh! The paparazzi that hang out in front of Bowmont - are waiting for Britney Spears. TMZ.com has a live feed and it shows the sweeper in front of Bowmont Drive...
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"Join us live at 5:00 for breaking news. Newscam Mul will be covering Britney Spears getting into her car live. Neighbor Mischa Barton cowers in fear of being paparazzed after her recent DUI arrest. Bowmont in chaos".
"Hold on folks we have some new information coming in. We are being advised that a quarter century ago guys actually used to race up here on Mulholland Drive..................."
"We have activity at the Spears compound. Back to our headline news.....Britney is opening the door......Britney is lifting her foot to enter the vehicle.....she is now closing the door.......the large SUV is pulling away...........the security gate is opening........the large SUV is driving through the gate...........the gate is closing........"
(pullback- shot of large SUV with dark tinted windows driving off)
Honestly I do actually think the neighbors might prefer us over Britney by now.