[911Rob]

We call them "Strata-Natzis" here.

I too have been blessed with many, many A-hole neighbours. Mostly in my waterfront homes because we rip up the lake pretty good all summer long and the lounge chair critic neighbours usually hate me. I work very hard at keeping the peace, but sometimes to no avail.

Anyway, I'd take the suggestion to write to the HOA and put in the letter that you have concerns about the President of the Association having a biased opinion in the matter.

I like the boat idea, get one with a loud stereo too.

Only other thing to do is call Denis over?