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Porsche-pa
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Prescott, Arizona
Posts: 1,552
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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.
According to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
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Current Garage:'04 996TT S Cabriolet, 1975 911 Carrera 3.2 powered (my Precious),
Also rans...
'02 996TT, '03 996TT, 1967 912, 95 993 C2 Cabriolet, 76 911S Carrera, 2014 Carrera S, 2014 Turbo S, 1999 AMG SL, 1966 Lotus 7,
Donny
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