With deference to our host
A Porsche is a Porsche, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a Porsche of course
That is, of course, unless the Porsche is the famous Mr. Wayne.
Go right to the source and ask the Porsche
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Wayne.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Wayne will never speak unless he has something to say.
A Porsche is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking Porsche?
Well listen to this. I am Mister Wayne.