[cmccuist]

In order for a relationship to last, I think the relative physical attractiveness of both husband and wife have to decline at the same rate. I've been married 30 years (we're both 50) and my wife is still very attractive to me. We've both added a few lbs over the years, but are in relatively good physical condition for our age.

I was at a yard sale the other day and this lady had some of her husband's shirts on a rack (this lady was smokin' hot with a nice rack of her own). She was in her late 30's early 40's. I asked why she was selling these basically brand-new shirts. She said her husband had gained so much weight that they didn't fit anymore. You could tell she was very bitter and pissed about it too.

I pity the fool. He's going to lose her if he doesn't check himself.