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While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama
Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand & picked it
up. Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle
and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you
one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy
Daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common
woman giving me anything."
The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you
a wish or I will be returned to that bottle
forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I
want to awaken with three American women in my
bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with
you."

The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and
disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with
Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he
had no health insurance.

God is Good