[Vern Lyle]

Mother Superior wants the convent freshened up and gets two young novitiates to do the painting. After a few hours they are working up a sweat so decide to take off their habits.
Alarmed by a knock at the door, they ask, “Who’s there?”

The reply comes back, “Blind man”.

Thinking he is a poor beggar, they shrug and think what’s the harm in letting this guy in.

So the youngest one opens the door and the guy says “Nice tits… where do you want these blinds?”