On his way to the big dirt nap & eternity smoking Satan's corona gorda in hell, that murderous b@stard & hero to lefties everywhere, Fidel Castro, stepped down today. He turned power over to his murderous b@stard brother, who is sure to continue the misery instituted by Fidel. Hollywood is said to be planning the party of the century for his retirement. Maybe Dottore can dig up Che's corpse & go as his date.