[Dixie]

I remember my daughter's third birthday. It took use hours to clean up afterwards. It was to be an outside party, but it rained. So we had ten little tots dropping cake and drinks on the rugs, and peeing themselves. The parents were hardly better. They also dropped cake and drinks on the rugs while wandering around entertaining each other. Fortunately, no adults peed on themselves. Finally, the rain stopped. I sent all the kids outside. Suddenly everyone had to leave before their kid got wet and dirty.

Yes, I remember my daughter's third birthday. She does not.

Have the party at McDonalds...