[djmcmath]

Here goes nothin'...

Hillary loses the popular, but wins on the supers. Or Obama wins, but under intense fire from "swift boat veterans for Hillary." Either way, the Dem vote is badly torn apart by the dirtiness of the in-fighting and Dem voter turnout is abysmal in November, so McCain takes it anyway.

Now here's the fun part. To make sure that he gets the election, McCain picks Hillary as his running mate. McCain realizes that, with a D-VP, he's actually a liberal, so instead of cutting taxes and reducing gov't spending, he RAISES both taxes and spending. Welfare and health care for all, and down with that anti-union sentiment!! As a war-vet liberal, though, he can't let the only conflict of his presidency go to waste, however, so he gets out of Iraq by heading East into Iran, where he discovers that they did, in fact, dismantle their nuclear program shortly after the invasion of Iraq. He opens the borders to illegal immigrants and grants amnesty for all, as well as welfare without proof of citizenship.

Then, in a cruel and ironic twist of fate, he dies of a heart attack while receiving a BJ from an intern, and Hillary becomes president after all.
Anybody want to put money on their bets? I sure don't...

Dan