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My Vulva Is Sweetish!

Scuse pleeze – Inglesh my second lengwidge ( I speek Gibberish until I am 2 yeers old). Hay Markus! How you learn speek Inglesh so good! WOW, man!

Anyhow, now have TWO pretty beehind staring at my face when open my gorge door! I buy Sweetish Vulva (C30 – I afraid ask what C stand for, HAvarti,HAvarti, HAvarti! Oh, that am Danish tho, huh?). New Vulva now keep 911 cumpany in gorge!

I show my Vulva to my Porsche mekanik an helper an they look! Then he say, this crazy Vulva has 5! Cylinders, you know. WOW, man I say! How come? He say me becaus some Sweetish Vulvas ar 5 cycle motors. WOW, man! I think that unusual an laugh out lowd but my mekanik an helper look all serious.

I think they finaly think that funny to, because I see them in back view mirror when I drive away in my Vulva. They were laughing their donkeys off!

My Vulva more powerfull than my 911! Have power of 227 horses an weigh not even 3000 lb!

My Vulva have a stick in it. I have fun moving stick to 6 geers! My Vulva is reel responder! It is, how you say, 1 hot Vulva!

I still not used to 2 car in my gorge. I come home after drink last nite, open my gorge an almos drive my 911 into my Vulva! WOW, man! NOT GOOD!

Even tho my Vulva can go 60 mph in 6.2 secunds. An can go quarter mile in 14 secunds an can go 146 mph (WOW, man!), I still like my macho 911 best!

One wise guy person say me, Hay, that a CHICK car, hahaha! I jus smile an say, I don THIIINK sooo!

Here is pic of Vulva jus like mine. Pretty beehind, huh?

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Old 02-26-2008, 02:56 PM
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