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Originally Posted by Overpaid Slacker
Hell, I'll bring the crossbow and make a silent episode out of it! Expandable mechanical broadheads on a x-bow bolt = "Now with EXTRA Lethal!"
One liter bottle of Maker's Mark for every perp hit (I can't be responsible for EMTs showing up and saving their useless lives).
$100 per day per diem for food, and accommodations for the duration (get your neighbors to chip in on the per diem and this gets really inexpensive, really quick).
Speaking of accommodations, if your wife/girlfriend has a cute (by my definition) sister/girlfriend, I'll waive my other customary fees. 
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Want quiet? I can show you "quiet"...
I've got the perfect "neighborhood control" guns; quieter than most spring-piston air rifles but vastly more effective.
Take one .45-70 or .458 Winchester Magnum (either will work; I have both) and load it up with a pure lead cast bullet of at least 400, preferably 500 grains. I have several molds that I've used for this... Load it over about 5 grains of Unique or Universal Clays for a smokin' hot 300 fps or so. Sounds like a champagne cork popping, I kid you not. Slaps the bejeebers out of anything they hit well out to any kind of "neighborly" distances.