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Just what we need - more fatass jerkoffs on the road thinking they're "badass" because they drive a souped up Dodge. Ever pay attention to the driving habits of the "wanna be tough guys" driving the 300s and Magnums out there? Jesus. Dodge has become the perfect vehicle maker for the new American Idiocracy. It fits the void left by the no-longer-in-vogue-H2 for the vapid and self-indulgent crowd that wants to show off their small-dick compensators perfectly. 1000X worse than anyone I've ever seen in a P-car. In that sense (targeting a growing audience), Dodge is successful. Take another "same old" formula you've used for years (big, dumb, heavy), put a few "tough" looking lines on it and give it some mean looking headlights (largely ripped off from BMW) and you'll sell millions without having to work too hard at it. Brilliant!

Next they should paint sharks' teeth on the front ends to complete the "tough guy" look. They'd sell even more.

God, it must be easy to be a car designer at Dodge these days. Easy money.
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