[M.D. Holloway]

Christallmighty TABS! Seriously, you got more friends here than I have pills in my desk drawer (and trust me that’s a lot!) and YOU don't see it.

You’re a rock star here and in a moments notice would have 100 strong, smart men at your side willing to fight any battle for you.

Pissing on your friends shoes once is worthy of a laugh, twice you might get it back on your pant leg but three times will make a guy say "enough dude, get some control over that thing!"

Seriously, they have pills for incontinence as well as verbal dysentery.