[Rick Lee]

I have a buddy who's very bad to his wife and has regularly used my name as cover, as she thinks I'm kinda honest and reliable (dunno why). Several times she has called me late at night looking for her hubby when he didn't give me a heads up. Other times I was with him in the car en route to another titty bar or whatever and had to remain totally silent in the background as he told her some outrageous story. It was pretty pathetic. But the man law is as inviolable as that of universal gravitational pull. You don't even think of trying break it. You never know when you may need it.