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......you have that episode of Friends inwhich Joey "owns" the Porsche on tape and you make all your friends watch it until they say "enough".
......you take the longest routes possible to go by bread. It takes me up to 3 hours to "just run down to the store".
.....you hate ALL other cars and wish they would all just "get off your roads"!!!
.....you're smart enough to buy a 944/951 and not a 72' 911.
.....you own a Porsche toilet seat.
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