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Many years back I worked at BestBuy. We had a salesmanager who was a real jerk. I was tight with the inventory senior, Bruce, who also hated the salesmanager. Bruce's girlfriend, Lisa, worked as an admin assistant and worked in what we called "the bridge". This was where all of the salesmanagers were kept at the front of the store. Because of her position she had access to all of the contact numbers and schedules for the management team.
We made a plan to get back at this guy. At all hours of the day or night when {we'll call him Doug} Doug was not on schedule she or a girlfriend would call his personal cell or his home phone. If his wife would answere they would ask for him or just hang up. If he answered they would just play it off as a wrong number.This went on for about three weeks. Because she was stationed on the bridge she would hear him talking to other people about the annoying calls and how his wife is suspicious of him. Occasionally his wife would call him at work and Lisa would tell her he wasn't scheduled in that day or that he was out for lunch and couldn't be reached on his company cell phone.
We learned that Doug had a wedding that he and his wife were to attend. Doug came in for his morning shift as scheduled. His plan was to work his schedule and pick his wife up at her sisters and go directly to the wedding. As the end of his shift approached Doug let me out the wharehouse door and I let the air out the front left tire on Bruce's new Navigator. Bruces wife called about an hour before the end of his shift and Lisa told he that he had already left. Bruce notices his flat tire when he gets ready to leave and has a fit. He's in his good suit and doesn't want to get it dirty changing the tire. He tells Bruce to change it for him and Bruce is happy to assist. As Bruce puts the jack back into it's compartment he also deposits a pair of worn panties and a condom wrapper under the back seat on the same side as the baby seat. Doug gets out about a half hour late. Add this to the hour his wife thought he had already left and poor ole Doug had an hour and a half he had to account to his wife for.
Doug was off schedule for two weeks following that. We heard something about marriage counciling but never found out for sure.
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