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Originally Posted by Joeaksa
When I am 69 I might enjoy a joint or two from time to time.
The cops can go screw themselves at that point, as I doubt that at this advanced age it would not lead me to harder drugs.
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When my grandfather was being treated for cancer, my dad got him some dope and rolled it into joints for him. Although it helped with the nausea & loss of appetite, my grandfather was a very "straight" guy and only used it once. He had spent his working life as a lawyer and didn't want to get mixed up in bad stuff like that!
Enter Granny, stage left.
Comes home from a game of bridge, a few drinks under her belt. Decides she want to see about this "dope" stuff the kids are into. Smokes 'em all.
Calls my dad and mom in a panic at 2 am when the naked, unfiltered truths of the universe are becoming clear to her.
She has never been allowed to forget about that night!