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Skyrocketing Skittle costs are not the fault of the class president's policies. It's simply because the Skittle producing countries have reduced production in an effort to increase their profits. If the school district would encourage domestic Skittle alternatives, they could reduce their dependence on foreign Skittles.

Next thing you know, Scuba Steve will try to fault Sheridan's support of the schools plan to investigate neighboring schools for possession of Skittles of Mass Destruction.