[Porsche-O-Phile]

Agreed. It's a shame when the only way to not have the government in control of one of the most personal and intimate moments of your existence involves having to stick a gun barrel in your mouth or jump off a bridge.

It'd be SO nice and solve SO many problems if we got past the puritanical and kooky tendencies to try and legislate morality in this country, especially when it stems from largely theocratic, rather than secular or popular considerations.