[Bill Douglas]

Napkin on the lap, even if you are wearing jeans. NEVER NEVER NEVER wear a hat at the talble. If I ever see someone wearing a hat at the table I feel like walking over and punching them my table manners are so good. In fact being a private school boy if I ever wear a hat inside I feel like someone is going to cane me.

Dont chop up your whole meal with you knife and fork, then eat it with your fork. This is a really wierd habit. If you're not actually using your knife and fork at the particular moment, don't wave them around - put them down. Dont eat so fast. Spare ribs, pizza, use one hand. LOL the list goes on with US eating habits.