[Shakenbake]

Uh, here's a few from my resume:

Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under those conditions. The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.


Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store. Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as "job-hopping." I have never quit a job.


I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms.

It's best for employers that I not work with people.

--"Don't take the comments of my former employer too seriously; they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers."

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


But seriously, I am a secret agent, playboy, millionaire Porsche owner (1 out of 4 isn't too bad)

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