[M.D. Holloway]

“Well, you can’t have your cake and eat it too”

“Why not? What the hell is the sense of having cake and not being able to eat it?”

“I don’t know you just can’t!”

“Well that’s just plain ridiculous! Who the hell makes this shyt up anyway!”

“OK FINE! Have your cake and eat it, see if I care! While you’re at it you can paste it right to your ass cuz that’s where it will end up anyway!”

“So now you’re saying I’m fat! First you deny me the pleasure of eating my cake even though you admit it is mine and now you have to rub it into my face the fact that I have put on a few extra pounds!
Well fine. I’m just gonna sit here and look at this cake and not eat it and to make matters worse, I’m not gonna let you have any either so how do you feel about that!”

“I don’t like cake; I’m more of a pie person.”