[Porsche-O-Phile]

No tats, no piercings, short buzzed hair and likin' it that way. I just need to keep at the "getting back in shape" thing and I guess I'll be happy with myself.

My only jewelry is a wedding band and occasionally my Blue Angels Citizen watch. Beyond that seems kinda' guido to me. Tats are just retarded, IMHO. I've never heard a good reason for getting one. Especially today - they're COMPLETELY cliche. "Oh yea, I got a tattoo so I could express my individuality". Yeah, like everyone else. Whatever. You look like a criminal, jackass.

Piercings on guys? Don't understand it at all. Hell, I guess I don't much understand it on women either when I think about it. . . We have some weird notions of beauty in our culture I suppose. We're "taught" and "conditioned" to think that earrings on girls looks good, which I guess to some degree it does. I guess I'm conditioned.