I wasn't there, but my wife still pees herself from telling this story...
While she was driving she honked the horn and our 2 y.o. yells out "$hithead"
My wife just cracked up laughing and quit swearing right there.
My wife is one that will tell a funny story and start laughing before she tells it and then never be able to tell it. You should see her read the definitions in a Balderdash game