[charleskieffner]

the ice shelf collapsed because of penquin farts................methane levels have risen because of cow farts..............dust particulate levels have risen due to droughts.................my a/c bill has risen due to problems at palo verde nuke klar gen station................and these einsteins want to promote awareness by plunging cities into the dark????

do you think a penquin or a cow even think about day or night when they have to FART!

do you only FART at night? or the day? do you contain yer farts so as to save mankind?

i think putting diapers on all the penquins and cows honestly is the answer to this vexing dilemma faced by all of us mere mortals!

better yet we can all go to FART stations set up by the govt. .............step into cubicle much like airport sniffers and LET ONE RIP BIG TIME and in an instant all the methane will be sucked out of cubicle and sent to giant tanks so as to reuse as a viable fuel product to power buses golf carts cars trucks etc.

all of our problems will be solved!

im gonna go turn off my lights now and eat some mega cowboy beans and see if i can let SOME RIP into a zip lock bag and test my theory and singlehandedly save the planet!