[JeremyD]

Probably the best one was during christmas at the mall - the family goes into Victoria's Secret to buy a niece a gift card. The store is packed. My son - was about 4. I gave some money to my wife standing in line at the counter - my son is standing in the middle of the store looking up at the 4ft poster of Adrianna Lima in Panties and a Bra - he yells loud - Hey Dad - I answer yes, what is it - I'm right here - He then point to Adirianna and asks what's her name?

The whole store broke out in laughter.

Stopped and looked at a 911 that was for sale on the side of the road with my then about 5 year old son - he says - if you come home with another cool car mom will kick your butt.

Yesterday I went outside to shoot some baskets at the neighbors basketball hoop - my son comes outside - Dad - did you come out here by yourself? yes I did. So, you came out here to shoot baskets by yourself? Yep - man dad - that's kind of kiddish - like a kid would do, you felling ok?