[Porsche-O-Phile]

They'd steal the stink off of schit around here if they could figure out a way.

You wouldn't believe the stuff I've had ripped off - a badly torn - actually SHREDDED motorcycle cover that was held together with duct tape, a combination lock (wtf? they don't know the combination, I just left it outside and later it was gone), some cut-up 1x4s, an old tire (with a nail in it), etc.

Then again, on any given day there will be about fifty people that'll cruise through here and pick through the trash. I don't get it.