[Bill Douglas]

Some friends of mine go to their favorite Chinese resturant once a week and are very good friends with the owners and staff. They had a couple of business colleges from australia visiting them so they thought they might have some fun with the guests.

My buddies talked to the owner and staff earlier in the day and got the plan sorted then later that night after dinning, the friend said to the Aussies "In this country we always do a dine and dash. You two stand up and say out loud "Oh, I think I've left the lights on in my car" and walk out then drive around the front and when we see the car we'll run and jump in.

As the two friends ran out the front door the show was on and the owner and the main cook "chased" after them with two frying pans banging together over his head and the other chap waving a meat cleaver, LOL. Well the business colleges got such a fright then didn't slow down enough and took off leaving the friends to the mercy of the frying pan and meat cleaver wielding resturanteers. The next day the Aussie visitors looked a bit sheepish having left their hosts in a rather tight spot. But once they were told it was a setup for their amusement there were big laughs all 'round.