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English Humor:

A Barman in a pub notices something odd.

In the evenings each of his male customers was taking it in turns to go outside for about 10 minutes and then come back in looking very pleased with themselves.Straight away, another customer went outside. He watches this for months and finally his curiosity makes him ask whats going on.

A returning customer was challenged and confessed that there was a woman outside. She was hiding in the dark behind the pub and she was insatiable, performing oral sex on them all night long.

The barman was a bit put out as, after all, they hadnt ever involved him in it as he was always busy behind the bar.
They agreed to look after the bar for him while he went and took his turn.

Quickly he went outside into the dark area of the carpark. For a moment he thought he might had been set up as he fumbled about in the dark and then finally he saw the shape of the woman. Straight away, down went his zip, and serious oral sex began.

He could feel himself about to explode when suddenly out of the darkness came a policeman with a torch.

"Hello hello hello, whats all this then??"

.........."Errrr, Just making love to my wife, officer, its just the wife".

"Oh, sorry Sir, I didnt realise it was your wife".

.........."Thats Ok Officer, neither did I until you shone that f_cking torch at us".