[Porsche-O-Phile]

WTF is a "necktie"?

Haven't worn one in years and won't. Not to job interviews, weddings, funerals, etc. Don't care. I can dress sharp without one if I want.

I honestly don't even think I have one in my wardrobe anymore. Pure "gingerbread" of fashion. Utterly worthless pieces of clothing. Akin to "cell phones as a fashion accessory".

If I ever HAD to wear one, yes - I do know how to tie one cleanly. Something every guy SHOULD know, but hopefully never needs to - kind of like how to kill someone by breaking their neck or gutting a carcass or stuff like that.