[KaptKaos]

Originally Posted by red-beard

How many people have cats? Now let me ask you this ... do ya trust 'em? Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs ... and I gotta get 'em right away.

What a drag ... I found out my cat was embezzling from me. You think you know a cat for ten years, and he pulls something like this. I found out that while I was away, he would go out to the mailbox, pick up the checks, take 'em down to the bank and cash 'em ... disguised as...me. Yeah, he had the little kitty white suit on and the little kitty arrow through the head.

And I wouldn't have caught him, but I went out to his house, outside, where he sleeps ... and there was about $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. Any you can't return 'em 'cause they have spit all over them ... So now I'm stuck with three thousand dollars worth of cat toys.

Sure...they're fun!

Little rubber mouse, has a bell in side of it! (Manical laughter)

I hate when it goes under the sofa.

GIMME THAT GIMME THAT GIMME THAT !!!

/Shakes fists at Red Beard
//Old Steve stand-up is gud