[notfarnow]

When we used to rent an apt downtown, things would sometimes get a little wacky on the weekends.

9-11pm and then 2-3 am were often the worst, as people stumbled to & from the bars.

One Saturday night at arount 10pm I was going to move the car from the street into our parking space. I step out the front door and there was some young punk standing in front of my car, facing away from me. As I approached, I notice he is peeing on the front fender.

In one of those moments where I ACT before I THINK, I just shoved him TOWARDS the pee-soaked car, knocking him off balance onto the hood, and onto the ground, peeing all over himself. He got up and ran off , but there was no way he was going to the bar like THAT.