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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy
C'mon, anyone who's ever consumed alcohol in public has peed SOMEWHERE they weren't supposed to. Years ago in high school I always found it amusing how normal it was to pee in the woods during parties. Not uncommon to see a line of guys, all facing away from the party, pissing into the woods.
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Many years ago after sushi and many beers/sakes in Santa Barbara I took a leak in the bushes in the parking lot behind the restaurant. As I stepped out of the bushes a cop on a bike pulled up, said I know what you were doing, and wrote me up. He also said he was supposed to take me in for such an offense but seeing as I was being such a nice guy he would let me go.
I get a letter for the S.B. PD saying I have to pay the fine in person (S.B. being about a hundreds miles from my house) I say great, take a day off work, and motor up to S.B. on the prescribed day to pay for my dirty deed. While waiting in line with some pretty seedy people I look at the wall with a poster listing various fines...
Urinating in public $200
Naked in public $100
Smoking marijuana in public $75
So it would have been cheaper if I was smoking a joint naked!