[vash]

my best peeing story:

a buddy of mine from hawaii needed to drive from san francisco to fresno. i was recently transplated from texas, and he is from an island...needlessly to say we got very lost. we are just driving down the highway, when we see a jacked up chevy blazer on the side of the road. my friend pulls over for directions. we pull up behind the blazer and i look out the side window. i see THREE women with their backs to us pissing in the dirt! they all stood up, pulled up their thongs, then jeans and walked over to our car. one chick says, "so you like the show?" i had no game so i just said...."hummfflflthtathltea" they were absolutely hot...we finally made it to fresno.