[onlycafe]

some years ago i was out with a friend on a road trip. we stopped at an antique shop to look around. after a while my buddy asked to use the head, and was refused, rather rudely at that. he continued browsing, when we left our next stop was for gas and pee, i went in to unload and before we left i asked if he was going to go too. he told me that he had already gone...... while he had been browsing the antique shop he filled a vase.